I'm so glad we have a government that is able to solve all our problems and make everything right. Otherwise, we might be having a global financial crisis. But since our all-knowing, all-seeing, smarter-than-thou government was around to do just the right thing to save our economy, everything is falling into place and there are no more worries.
Aren't you relieved? And don't you now want to vote for the candidate who promises even more government solutions to the challenges before us?
I thought so.