How long we Losties have waited for this day. And finally, it's here, just in time to to provide the escapism that some of us so desperately need right now.
If I could, I would give every Lost fan one of these--a 13-year-old live-in who has no interest in the show and who cheerfully and willingly entertains her little brother so that the bigger people in the house can attend to their addiction uninterrupted.
Thank you, sweetie. You're the best.