". . . little shall I grace my cause

In speaking for myself. Yet, by your gracious patience,

I will a round unvarnish'd tale deliver . . ."

(William Shakespeare's Othello, I.iii.88-90)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

How To Melt Your Wife's Heart (For Men Only)

Watch her in the mirror as she's getting ready for work in the morning, then announce softly, "You are so beautiful."

You'll have to pick her up off the floor.

Just thought a few of my male readers might appreciate a Valentine's Day tip. And you're welcome. :-)

2 comments:

PMagness said...

HEY! Isn't that what *I* did this morning? ;)

Elephantschild said...

That's lovely. Well done, Cantor!

(we don't talk about the V-word at our house.)