". . . little shall I grace my cause

In speaking for myself. Yet, by your gracious patience,

I will a round unvarnish'd tale deliver . . ."

(William Shakespeare's Othello, I.iii.88-90)

Monday, July 28, 2008

On the Road

Since I am currently on a road trip with my family and am not sure whether either the schedule or logistics will allow me to do much blogging, I decided to take advantage of Blogger's new post-dating feature so that my faithful readers' visits to A Round Unvarnish'd Tale will not go unrewarded. After all, I can't have you all start falling away due to lack of regular posting! So here is a little light reading for you. The list below surfaced during my husband's summer office cleaning. I have no idea where it came from--it was typed without attribution on a single sheet of paper--but it is hilarious. So kick back, enjoy, and for a few minutes at least, don't think quite so much.

"Zen Thoughts"

A day without sunshine is like . . . night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughts last thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

1 comment:

Presbytera said...

All of these would make good taglines for email. Thanks for the morning laugh!