". . . little shall I grace my cause

In speaking for myself. Yet, by your gracious patience,

I will a round unvarnish'd tale deliver . . ."

(William Shakespeare's Othello, I.iii.88-90)

Friday, December 21, 2012

Lunch Conversation

"I wasn't touching them; I was smelling them."

"Stop being a dork."

"You should not only wash your hands; you should wash your forearms."

"It's easy to avoid being a dork."

"Did you know that the bottoms of most women's purses are riddled with germs?"

"It's not easy to avoid being a dork when you don't know that you're being a dork."

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