"Really, Evan? What would you tell him?"
"I would tell him that girls are not slimy and they're good and I would not be in his club. And if he didn't believe me I would wrestle him to the ground and punch him."
"What do you think about girls, Evan?"
"I think they're not slimy and I think they're beautiful and I love them. Do you know what Calvin thinks girls are good for?"
"He thinks they're good for nothing and for throwing water balloons at."
"And what do you think girls are good for, Evan?"
"For smooching and loving and hugging. And for having babies and taking care of them."
(Ahem. Dad, I think this one may need "the talk" a little earlier than the others.)
"Evan, who is your favorite girl to smooch and love and hug?"
I love this kid.